Last night started out great. It was Tuesday which is my favorite day of the week because at night we watch American’s Got Talent as a family. It’s funny, we’re home together a lot but we don’t always spend time together. Shuffles is usually in his office working; Sister is on the phone with friends. Food Lady cooks since, after all, she’s food lady and I sort of wander around looking for someone to hang out with me. But, we all enjoy AGT and we especially enjoy it when we watch together. I am a Good Addition to the Family on Tuesday nights. I love to move from one of my humans to the other, snuggling on their laps and on top of their feet while contestants show us their talents and battle for first place. If I had to pick another human to live with, it would be Heidi Klum. She’s so nice and funny and pretty. Plus, I love her clothes. What, a dog can have a crush on a human, ok? Besides, I would definitely not want Simon Cowell as my human. He seems a little mean and he rarely smiles.

Last night was especially great because it was the first Live Show of the season which means we – the great American public – get to vote! Now, I know what you are thinking – I can’t vote because I have neither a phone nor thumbs, but Sister can! And she picked my favorite act – dogs wearing cute outfits doing amazing tricks. I knew I could count on Sister. Tonight, we will learn if they continue onto the finals.

After the AGT Live Show though, my night took a turn for the worse. Shuffles and Food Lady decided I did, in fact, need to sleep in the crate. I tried to apologize. I promised I’d be good, that I wouldn’t poop, that I’d let them sleep. But all they heard was bark, bark, bark…bark bark…bark. Again, my life would be so much better if they spoke Dog. 

This was me watching TV before I went back to dog jail.